December 2011
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ListenOnce again, I try to record my brothers voice mail...
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Oh Monty Python, gotta love it →
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April 2011
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We are really low on cat pictures right now. So... →
Apr 23rd
Happy birthday, you devil. →
Apr 23rd
They Took My Stapler [PIC] →
Apr 16th
27 Life Tips
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled. Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. Always drink upstream from the herd. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads....
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March 2011
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Facebook Deactivation effective 3-21-2011
Last night, with Facebook was the final straw that broke the camels back. After asking one of Amys nephews essentially “What??” to one of his posts which I am assuming was something from a song, his reply was “Kiffin, go read a book.” I replied by telling him to drop dead. But there was more to it than that. After watching “The Social Network” it dawned on...
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http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_a... →
Simple: spend the money on better birth control.
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I'm giddy like a prom queen! →
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I say only because they are better to look at!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33248122/ns/business-consumer_news/
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“what can we do? at their best, there is gentleness in Humanity. some...”
– Charles Bukowski
Jul 25th
Juvenile song I completely forgot.
McDonald’s is my kind of place They serve you rattlesnakes Hamburgers up your nose French fries between your toes McDonald’s is my kind of place Last time I went there They fried my underwear McDonald’s is your kind of place. They serve you rattlesnakes, throw milkshakes in your face, they steal your parking place. McDonald’s is your kind of place. They put...
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“Maybe I could interest you in a hot cup of shut the fuck up!” -John Stewart in regards to Dick Cheney’s media spotlight.
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My button pushing skills at their finest.
Amy’s Dad reply to an email he sent. What’s even better is I sent him another email back asking to be put back on his mailing list. Read below: You have GOT TO BE KIDDING. Talk about bigotry. I sent this to you by mistake. I’m taking you off my email list so I don’t include you anymore mistakingly or otherwise. End of story. ———-Original...
May 10th
Watch the middle part about assaulting people. →
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